1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
mintmeow: i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
bueno: things i haven’t learned in high school how to pay bills how to buy a house how to buy a car how to apply for loans for college but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
It has gotten to the point where I’m either going to blacklist vegan or just unfollow these people. My dashboard is constantly filled with pretentious vegan posts against meat eaters, playing the victim claiming they get so much hate from meat eaters yet I’ve not seen a single post of hate against vegans. [[MORE]] “You’re not a vegan unless you do it for the...
lolzpicx: Responsibility Picking a career Thinking about the future
no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it
And in that moment I realised I have the sexual appeal of a potato
~*~welcome to hell~*~
vladimirmedvedev: “omfg i want a gay best friend so we can go shopping!!!” “when i have a kid i want them to be gay so i can ship them and their partner AND HAVE OTP FEELS!!! hahahhaah!!” “TUMBLR SHOULD BE A COUNTRY SO WE CAN BAN HETEROSEXUALITY!!! XDDDDD”
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: “tell me when,” the waiter says as he starts grating my parmesan cheese on my pasta. i sit there in silence and watch as the restaurant fills with cheese and suffocates everyone
bonapartist: so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
jessyphil: privilege feminism misogyny patriarchy racism vegans tumblr blah blah blah i’m not saying this stuff isn’t important i’m saying all Tumblr ever fucking goes on about is the same shit and it’s really fucking boring like can we break up the man hating rants for five seconds with a picture of a duck or a cat or something then by all means go back to complaining about how much of a...
parenting tip making fun of your kid for enjoying the things they enjoy is the quickest way to make them feel so completely isolated from you that they are more comfortable talking to strangers on the internet than you about their problems
lonelywhiteasian: i did thing and now i regret thing
leanonstephen: Big Bang theory followed by two and a half men? What a perfect night of turning the tv off.
i don’t even have a sense of humor anymore it’s literally just sarcasm and general loathing for the majority of the human population
noo00oo00oo00oo: ibeggedformercytwice: yellowcrayonwillow: harleyquinnivere: yellowcrayonwillow: i would l to learn how to pick locks What the fuck is this website preparing us for?
beeleebay: “I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.
sassminsterabbey: the-galway-girl: imperfectwriting: smalldoll: If you are a vegetarian I totally support you and will make you non-meaty foods If you are a vegetarian that doesn’t let me eat meat in front of you I will organize a hotdog eating contest in front of your house I am a vegetarian, and I support this message. I am a vegan, and I support this message. wow nice vegans...
encourage: if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009